When I only have to go to one wedding this year, and it is in the city where I live

Oh, you are engaged?
I couldn’t tell. The 9 status updates, the video, and the photo album on Facebook weren’t clear.
When The Knot contacts you saying they want to publish one of your wedding photos:

When you find out that they only want to publish a photo of the flowers:

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