Your Wedding Is Ridiculous

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Sep 7


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CASH CASH CASH

I have the unfortunate honor of being in a family members destination wedding - as if its not bad enough that we all have to shell out a small fortune to attend this fiasco, we all get an email from bridezilla with the subject line “Wedding Gifts - CASH IS KING” - she goes on to outline how as member of the bridal party we need to convey to the guests that they want CASH - no presents, just cash. There will be no wedding registry so to ensure people send only cash. I swear to god weddings turn people into tactless monsters.

Oh and don’t be surprised if, in order to get to your cash, you have to dig through a box of horse shit.

Apr 4

When I only have to go to one wedding this year, and it is in the city where I live

Kip Dynamite - Yes!

Apr 4

When my in-laws tell me they are buying a house 8,000 miles away

Apr 4

Oh, you are engaged?

I couldn’t tell. The 9 status updates, the video, and the photo album on Facebook weren’t clear.

Nov 1

When my in laws tell us they are moving 9,000 miles away

(Source: sodahead.com)

Nov 1

A Thank You Card to my in laws for my Birthday Gift

Oct 8
I could make a joke about vaginas and flowers… but that would be just to easy.

I could make a joke about vaginas and flowers… but that would be just to easy.

Oct 7

When The Knot contacts you saying they want to publish one of your wedding photos:

When you find out that they only want to publish a photo of the flowers:

sad Britney

(Source: media.photobucket.com)

Oct 7

When your fiance emails you a honeymoon itinerary